Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
teddyboyjohnnyboywithwhitepants:
Ringo: dat ass
John: dat ass…
George: dat ass
Paul: they better be talking about my ass
I literally can’t breathe right now
Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
I love every last bit of this conversation.
yall:
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch







